Atul k

DO YOU THINK MEN ARE LIKE THAT….

The ilk of men

The doubts of intelligent people and the confidence of stupid people

Intelligent and stupid

4 university students were partying all night and didn’t study for an IT test which was to be held the next day.
In the morning, they made themselves look as dirty and weird as possible and went up to the lecturer and said that they’d gone for a wedding the previous night and while coming back, their tyre burst and they had to push the car all the way back and were in no position to take the test.
The lecturer being a nice guy said he’ll give them a fresh test after three days. On that day, the lecturer made the four of them seat in different classrooms for the test.
They all agreed cos they spent the last three days studying.
The paper was only consisting of 4 questions as follows:
1) who’s wedding was it? [20marks]
2) which of the tyres busted? [60 marks]
3) who was the driving the car? [15 marks]
4) what does CPU stand for? [5 marks]

source: facebook status/ bhad me ja

In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right oppositeto a church. The church & its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business. Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open afew days later, a strong lightning struck the brothel and it was burnt to the ground. The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the brothel owner sued the church authorities on the grounds that the church through its congregation & prayers was ultimately responsible for the destruction of his brothel, either through direct or indirect actions or means. In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons for the act of God.

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

‘I don’t know how I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a brothel owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church that doesn’t.’

source: facebook status

because the journey of each of us is unique, different and moreover, each of us are different… so never underestimate someone’s sufferings and pain..

the pain one undergoes..